(Source: riddlerr, via distraction)
(via cloudy-dreamers)
You told me you loved me and I felt like my heart shattered into a million pieces again.
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
I once walked back from the bathroom at school thinking really intently about a smut scene in a fic. Realising there might be telepaths in the room, I mentally went ‘Sorry about the porn, telepaths’ and then one guy looked around the room. It was scary.
(via dontlosesightofthefuture)
all i want to do with my life is date Gordo from Lizzie McGuire, is that too much to ask?
(via rejective)
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
(via crystallized-teardrops)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
(via lovelyart23)



